Things are never as they seem. Do they tell the truth about anything? Just like most politicians.

So I watched a straight porn video the other day and immediately said, “that guy is gay.” I thought: Here we go with that again. I wrote about that previously in this article. I swear, about 50% of the time the guy in the video with a female looks queer to me whether it be studio or homemade produced.

Reading some comments online, there’s quite a few gay guys who are fed up with seeing gay guys doing straight porn (paid to have sex with a female) and seeing straight guys doing gay porn (paid to have sex with a guy). Some people will do anything for dinero/money.

The guy in this video I’m writing about is straight-for-pay. The moment I saw his picture (the image used for the video), I said: He’s gay. I know a gay guy when I see one. Someone in the comments wrote, “that nigga is gay.” He was a white guy but he looked very gay to me too, especially in the image for the video which showed him with the stereotypical limp wrist. So it wasn’t just me.

He was eating out and fucking this Asian female in the video. I guess he had watched enough straight videos to get his training in what he was supposed to do to not look like an amateur. He didn’t wear a condom but pulled out before he came. With his cum shots on her butt and back, they speculated briefly about how many babies were on her back. She said “3,000 babies.”

At the end, when asked by the producer “How was it?” he gave the expected answer, but he added something unexpected. He said (I’m paraphrasing): Her pussy clamped down on my dick and it hurt. Fortunately, he didn’t give the porn industry’s marketing hype language about pussy being the best thing since oxygen or “paradise,” “awesome” and “amazing.” Rather sexist language really considering I’ve never heard dick described in those marketing terms.

His bio said he grew up in a very conservative home, was home-schooled and very sexually repressed. Let me take a guess: I suspect he was heavily brainwashed with anti-queer thinking so that can explain why he’s deeply in the closet per my reliable gaydar. He’s working for a straight sex production company. Well a closet case certainly wouldn’t work for a gay production company! In his most recent video, he did a 4-way with 3 guys and a chick. I wanted to see that to see how much interest he showed in the guys as opposed to the girl, but I wasn’t about to pay to watch that.

At the end of the video I did watch, the female said that the guy who had just fucked her (Mr Closet Case) told her that he hadn’t cum in a week to be prepared for this. Really? That’s an odd thing to say. Well, if he had to hold off on cumming to “be prepared for this” that tells me that he’s really not into girls. And if you haven’t cum in a week you’ll be ready to fuck any hole. That’s the bottom line.

For the promo for his 4-way with the 3 guys and chick, production wrote that something awkward happened. (Yeah right, I think it was all a lie.) They wrote that the guy’s “real life girlfriend” — why not just call her his girlfriend and leave out the ‘real life’ part, assuming she exist to begin with — called during the taping. She apparently didn’t know where he was. Now how could that be? And why was his phone on during taping. How fake is this story? You don’t leave phones on during tapings. He didn’t tell his alleged GF that he was doing a sex shoot with a chick and 3 guys? Well why not? What’s he trying to hide from this GF? And don’t they share a bank account? She never sees his bank account to see a deposit from this production company? IF she exists, she doesn’t know anything about him fucking other girls for pay? And what possible diseases has he picked up along the way and passed on to this girlfriend, and how did he explain that to her? “Oh I must have gotten something off a toilet seat.” Something innocent like that. If she exists (which I don’t believe), I guess dense her hasn’t picked up that her alleged boyfriend is queer. Get a clue, bitch. Or do you enjoy living in denial? IF she exists to begin with, how would he keep something like that from her? And you mean he didn’t have sex with his alleged girlfriend for a whole week when he was preparing to have sex with this Asian chick? How did he explain that to his GF? I can hear him now: “Honey, we can’t have sex for awhile because well, uh, oh I know, I have a sore on my dick. That’s it!” She says: A sore? On your dick? Well let me see this sore. He says, “No, I don’t want you to see it. It embarrasses me. We can still make out but not have sex.” Or is there really no girlfriend at all as is so often the case and that was just the phony story line to make a queer boy seem straight for the purposes of this production company? These production companies must think we’re all stupid.

The guy is 21 years old, so he’s barely out of puberty. But I remember when I was 21, I was very clear about my queer sexuality and he and I had a similar conservative childhood. His limp wrist was one of the first signs to me that he’s a deeply closeted queer boy along with the rest of him. And his perpetual smile, perfect teeth, and as some would say, “He has the gayest face in porn.”

As I said, I was curious to see how he behaved with the other guys because I’ve seen other closet cases or supposedly newly-bi guys with a girl and those guy were clearly more into the guy than the chick. With this guy, he’s only done 3 videos, two of them with a girl and the third being the 4-way (3 guys and chick). All of this reminded me once again about how the porn industry is so full of lies. Do they tell the truth about anything in their attempt to market porn actors as hot sex gods?

And do these producers ever say to these closet cases: “Bro, let me put it to you like this: I’ll put you with a girl but I have to say that you look 100% gay to me and some in the audience will likely think that too if they have any gaydar at all. Are you in the closet? You say no, but I don’t believe you, but I’ll put you in some scenes with a chick.” The closet case actor says, “I won’t come for a week so I don’t disappoint you when I fuck a girl.” The producer thinks (but doesn’t say): None of our straight actors ever say that. They don’t have to “save up” for fucking a girl.

And what does Mr Closet Case tell his conservative family about his employment? I suspect he tells them nothing about this since it can’t be his main employment with only 3 videos to date. I suspect the conservatives prudes know nothing about it. Instead, he tells them what they want to hear: He probably tells them about all the girls he’s dating or maybe about this fictitious girlfriend he has that allegedly called him during his pussy porn shoot. Chau.—el barrio rosa