Scott Penis is the type of conservative, heteronormative gay politician who instead of showing gay couples with children in his campaign literature shows a young, white “straight” couple with children. As one local resident wrote: “it will be good to get that slime ball out of city politics…he can’t do that much damage at the state level.” Yeah, well we’ll see.
Hola a todos. This article is about Scott Penis, also known as Mr PrEP to some people. He’s a local conservative, gay, pro-corporate, elitist, bourgeois-ruling class, anti-working class San Francisco politician. Just another scum of the Earth corporate parasite politician in other words. Scott Penis is not his real name, but it’s one of the names that some locals came up with to refer to him as. Other locals refer to him as Politician Cocks or Mr PrEP considering his “campaigning” for the bareback drug Travada (and that’s essentially what it’s used for: barebacking). I sometimes refer to Scott Penis as Politician Cocks given that the elitist pendejo has been obsessed with cocks/dicks/penises and not wanting to see them ever since he’s held public office in San Francisco. I assume he has a penis so he has to look at his own on occasion which must be traumatic for him. The conservative Castro merchants absolutely adore him and speak gushingly about him. One conservative merchant said, “He’s so professional.” Translation: He’s so conservative. I most often refer to Scott Penis as “The Holy and Indivisible Trinity” (that’s my original) after observing the behaviour of his older, Daddy-type, rabid, conservative, redneck supporters who — during his first term in office — nearly genuflected to him on Castro Street while they gushed over him and told him “wonderful job you’re doing, my boy.” Sigh. In their mind, he’s omnipotent, can do no wrong and is above reproach, and that’s why I refer to him as “The Holy and Indivisible Trinity.” And their “boy,” Politician Cocks, is in his 40s and has body-image issues. He looks like an overly tall conservative mortician.
During his first term, I observed two of his alleged supporters screaming at him. On two separate occasions, two of his Daddy-type and beer-belly supporters stopped him on the sidewalk on 18th Street near Castro to question why the gay bars were allowed to put their event signage on utility poles in The Castro — I thought the signage added nice colour to ugly drab gray poles — and “that should not be allowed” they screamed at him as their necks got redder and redder. Watching this spectacle from a short distance on at least two occasions, I thought to myself: Well keep it up Holy Trinity supporter. You’re going to have a stroke right here over signage on utility poles? That’s what you’re concerned about it is? Nothing else of importance going on in your sad pathetic life but your concern about signs on a pole? jesus! Of all the things to be concerned about.
It has become apparent to many locals that The Holy and Indivisible Trinity moved here from New Jersey to change San Francisco to the way he wants it with the help of the now-conservative gay community in San Francisco. He couldn’t just mind his own damn business and focus on (apparently boring?) New Jersey. I can picture him sitting in New Jersey fuming to himself: “I can’t stand what they’re doing out there in San Francisco and in that Castro Gay Mecca. They don’t need a gay mecca and with all the lewd and lascivious nudity behaviour that takes place out there, my god. Showing their penises and their asses; I wouldn’t dream of it! I’ve heard about it. I’ve even seen it on television. There’s nothing wrong with gay people living in the closet. As a good conservative, I find it disgusting what they’re doing in The Castro and in San Francisco and I’m going to stop it. (Yells to Mommy in the kitchen): Mommy, I’m going to move to San Francisco to change San Francisco to the way I want it and you’ll be real proud of me, mommy, you’ll see.”
I think that scene is very realistic considering what el pendejo has done since he arrived here.
But the main reason for this article is because The Holy Trinity is in his second term as part of the San Francisco Oligarchy (the capitalist ruling class city government). He ran for a second FOUR-YEAR term. And he knew it was a four-year term when he ran, just like the first term. But he also knew he wanted to run for office at the state level so he could fuck things up there too. Then he probably has a desire/goal of going from the state level to the US Oligarchy federal level government in the District of Columbia. That’s the way these corporate parasites operate. They fuck things up at one location (San Francisco) and then leave and the public is stuck with their idiotic and draconian policies but the self-serving corporate pendejo politician is long gone. I’ll be glad to get this asshole out of here so he can no longer do any more damage to San Francisco (although he’ll likely be replaced with someone even worse, if that’s possible, but that’s the way it usually works these days). But it doesn’t seem right to me and others whom I’ve talked with while writing this article that someone can run for a four-year term with the intention of (hopefully, in his mind) serving only 2 of the 4 years and then leaving for Sacramento (the state capital). If he were not interested in serving the entire 4-years he should not have run for re-election in the first place, and should be barred from leaving or serving in another position at the state level until his 4-year term is completed in San Francisco. As is typical with these sleazy politicians, he’s currently campaigning for his new job while he’s in his current job. Well, that implies he’s not “giving his all” to his current job because otherwise he wouldn’t have the time to do that. But in his case, I wouldn’t want him to “give his all” because he’s corporate scum and I and others want him to do as little as possible in his remaining time here. I can’t think of any other job where this job-seeking arrangement is allowed/permitted. When I worked in Manhattan (that’s what I call San Francisco’s Financial District) no one talked about their interest in another job while working their current job even when they were looking for another job. That was something one did not do under any circumstance. That was kept absolutely confidential because there could be repercussion if anyone found out that an employee planned to leave and go to another job. Talking with mi amigo/my friend about this, he said the same was true in his field. As he said, “you don’t talk about wanting to go to another job if you want to keep your current job.” But in this thoroughly sleazy and corrupt Cesspool called Politics, one of the “perks” is that you can be in your current job and blatantly be working to get to another job and that’s considered perfectly acceptable to everyone apparently, even to your stupid and gullible supporters. If I were one of Politician Cocks’s supporters (you couldn’t pay me enough!; I don’t support basura), I’d be pissed at what he’s doing because I would say: “Well hell, I voted for you for re-election and your re-election was for a four-year term, not two years. That was the deal. Now you’re telling me you weren’t really interested in/committed to the job in the first damn place so I feel used and deceived by dishonest you. But yet you wanted my support which I gave you (stupid me) and now you want to only “serve” 2 years of the job and then take off for Sacramento. Well fuck you, asshole! You’re no different than all the other political scum that we have feeding off the public trough.” I wouldn’t have any intention of voting for him to take a job at the state level until he had served his second four-year term in its entirety. But that’s not what I see happening around here with his conservative gullible supporters. Today, in the former Gay Mecca known as The Castro, the conservatives (merchants and homeowners especially) are putting up his campaign signs in their windows. Apparently what I just said about how I would feel about it — being used and deceived — has never occurred to them. His campaign signs look identical to his campaign signs for his first and second political campaigns, he just changed the text. Maybe his fool supporters are glad to see el pendejo leave too, but since these are his staunch conservative base/supporters who are putting his signs in their windows, I doubt they’re glad he’s trying to leave.
His opponent is doing the same thing. She’s running for the same job at the state level while serving her current job within the San Francisco Oligarchy. She’s far better than he is so maybe she will win but I wouldn’t bet on it, the way things work these days. La basura usually win. He has the full support of the San Francisco Oligarchy/Establishment (meaning the thoroughly corrupt undemocratic Democratic Party Machine in San Francisco). On the topic of police brutality, The Holy Trinity says “we need to stop demonising cops.” *roll eyes* He’s quite the boot-licker. Standing for what is right is put aside. All ethics and doing what is the right thing to do as a good human being are also put aside. This self-serving pendejo does whatever he thinks will most advance his corporate political “career” so if that means siding with police brutality that’s what he does. The scum of the Earth. And he’s also for cops being armed with tasers despite the reams of credible evidence against that. I was surprised to see that the conservative District Attorney has endorsed the other candidate and not The Holy Trinity. My, my what happened to the love affair between the DA and The Holy Trinity? You know there’s some chisme/gossip there! The DA campaigned for the hateful, anti-homeless sit-lie law (criminalising homelessness) we have that Politician Cocks also campaigned on for his first term. As someone told me, “Politician Cocks’s anti-homeless hate rhetoric ought to be enough in itself to disqualify him for any future office.”
Before The Holy Trinity unfortunately came along, I had never known of any gay guy quite like him before. Ever. I had never known of any conservative gay guys because from my experience gay and conservative were an oxymoron. Not today! WTF happened? All the gay guys I’d known or met were caring and compassionate human being and not rabid conservatives. But this guy is the opposite of all that. These days, with many politicians, hate is their operative vocabulary and elitist Politician Cocks has hated on the homeless ever since he was elected (assuming the election results were legit…never a guarantee of that with easily-hackable electronic voting machines).
Since Day One, Politician Cocks has deceivingly described himself as “a moderate” to try to hide his conservative agenda. There’s a saying in San Francisco that a “moderate” in San Francisco is really a conservative trying to disguise/hide their conservative agenda, and that’s exactly what Politician Cocks has turned out to be: A conservative. He hides behind the word “moderate” to appear less dangerous and conservative than he really is — he’s not fooling anyone — and to hide his draconian, pro-developer, pro-tech, anti-tenant, pro-wealthy, pro-bourgeois elite, anti-homeless, anti-poor (etc) agenda.
Mi amigo has the misfortune of seeing Politician Cocks occasionally. He says that Politician Cocks is usually glued to his phone appendage in his hand and is stalled frozen in the middle of the sidewalk staring at his screen. When I mentioned this to one local, he asked: “Is Politician Cocks trying to find a bareback sex date on one of his many sex apps??” Perhaps. Mi amigo says The Holy Trinity looks very unhealthy and is as “thin as a rail.” Possibly the side-effects of PrEP?
Scott Penis is also a strong proponent of the drug PrEP/Travada. He received some campaign dinero/$$$ from the pharma corporation that makes PrEP. Isn’t that convenient? So rather than advocate condom use and safer sex, he’s encouraged as many people as possible to get on expensive PrEP to prevent HIV infection. One does not need to take PrEP to prevent HIV infection if one has safer sex. Condoms are pretty effective for that. And a guy doesn’t need a condom at all if he just jacks off alone or with a partner. But apparently Politician Cocks needs more than jacking off to be sexually fulfilled. He claims PrEP “is one of the tools” he uses for preventing HIV infection and that it was difficult telling his mother about it. LOL. WTF? A guy in his 40s has to tell his mother what drugs he’s taking and what he’s doing sexually? If Politician Cocks is like most guys I see on the site I call ClosetList — and I have no reason to believe that he’s any different than they are — I suspect PrEP is the only “tool” he uses. So stop bull shitting people. The gay guys on ClosetList who say they’re on PrEP specifically mention PrEP in their ad because they want to bareback. They make that very clear. I can’t remember ever seeing a gay personal sex ad where PrEP was mentioned in addition to condom use. Nope, never seen that. From my observations, PrEP is code for bareback sex, period. But I suspect many gullible people fell for Politician Cocks’s alleged deception and his “one of many tools I use” bull shit. Politician Cocks, who tries to appear so very innocent and “wholesome” (I can’t stand that word), is so full of it and himself much of the time. One local resident said to me: “It would be interesting to know how many of his conservative base — including the corporatists he works for — have barebacked him and given him multiple loads for political favours. Perhaps that’s why he wanted to get on PrEP so he could take all loads (including Poz loads) from his Daddy supporters to please his conservative slave masters.” PrEP is a very strong and expen$ive drug with some very harmful side effects. But from my research and observations, most users of PrEP/Travada choose to dismiss the side effects as absolutely “harmless.”
I’ve never seen The Holy Trinity with anyone. He’s always alone. I can’t imagine who would want to be with him. He doesn’t have a boyfriend, or if he does, it’s a closeted situation where they can never be seen together in public. His
smartphone stupidphone seems to be his “boyfriend” or is he constantly checking his phone for bareback sex dates from his Daddy-figure supporters? A couple of local residents have questioned whether Politician Cocks is even gay because as they told me (and I’ve already said) and I’m paraphrasing: I’ve never see him with a guy or with anyone and he acts so closeted, uptight and uncomfortable with himself. Is he really straight and saying he’s gay to exploit the conservative gay community for his conservative agenda? One person said to me: “It won’t surprise me in 10 years to hear that he’s married to a woman and they have children.” Well I don’t know about that. Who would want to be with that, regardless of their gender?
Then there are the one-issue gay people (sigh!) who support this guy because he’s gay and conservative. They — especially conservative upper-middle class homeowners with a bougi-elitist attitude and with that equal sign on their big hearse-black SUV — like his anti-homeless hate (even though there are many GLBTQ homeless). They like his prudish nudity ban and they like that he’s helped
change ruin the Castro to the point where there’s nothing there now. They’re the same one-issue people who don’t care about or are willfully-ignorant about the heinous Bush/Cheney policies that their beloved “messiah” Obama has expanded upon. They don’t care or are completely ignorant about how many people he’s killed as a war criminal. Nor do they care about his many broken promises and the lies he’s told. If anything, they will make excuses for him because he’s done some window-dressing stuff for the gay community and that’s all that matters to these shallow and superficial one-issue people who don’t pay attention to anything else he’s done. That he calls himself a Democrat makes anything he does acceptable to these partisan Dembot basura. But when illegitimate George W Bush was in office, these hypocrites were screaming about the same or lesser policies. One local resident to me: “That’s why you’re seeing Politician Cocks’s signs in some people’s windows with Hillary signs directly above his. It’s that pathetic party line allegiance where they (like sheep) get in lockstep. Both Hillary and The Holy Trinity are repugnant politicians representative of the political cesspool. But they both have that “D” next to their name and that’s all that matters to shallow and superficial partisans. (In case you haven’t noticed by now, I despise Democrats and Republicans).
GLBTQs continue to leave San Francisco, and Politician Cocks is directly responsible for the continuing fading gay mecca. As I said earlier, it’s as if he sat in New Jersey hating the Gay Mecca and vowed to end it and make it “straight.” So, he moved his ass here and got the majority of conservative gullible GLBTQs to fall for him to accomplish his goal of making The Castro like “Family-Friendly” (GAG!) Walnut Creek, California, and that’s what’s happened. It’s pretty much the same story every time mi amigo tells me about his daily walks around The Castro: Market Street between Castro and Church Streets is now (what we call) “Straightsville” with the sidewalks full of him-tall/her-short hand-holding “straight” white couples and their fleets of condo-sized baby strollers. Birth control is out in the New Conservative, Lobotomised and Soul-less San Francisco. Breeding like mosquitoes is in. Down at 18th and Castro it’s the same story. Mi amigo says that today’s Castro looks like “straight” Noé Valley to him with mostly white (young) families/breeders. There are the occasional single Queer boyz and increasingly rare Queer couples holding hands — and occasionally getting nasty and disapproving anti-gay looks from some “straight” basura as I’ve written about previously — but the Queer boyz/couples are very much in the minority in the former Gay Mecca. So the Castro of today is the exact opposite of the way it was when I and mi amigo moved here. The Castro has been deliberately made into a “Family-Friendly” (ugh) Disney-fied (they’ve even planted non-native palm trees) empty shell of its former self with the help of self-serving, conservative gay Politician Cocks.
Speaking of GLBTQs leaving San Francisco, last week a moving van pulled up next door. The gay couple next door is leaving The Castro/San Francisco. I didn’t know them that well but they’re from the proudly-radical and alternative San Francisco of the past (the Old City). They’re moving to Palm Springs. I wished them well and didn’t ask why they were leaving because I’ve stopped asking that for the simple reason that when I was asking that question I kept getting the same vague, non-responsive answer from people. Most GLBTQs like to speak in code by saying, “Well, you know the City/The Castro has changed.” I’m thinking to myself upon hearing that: Yeah, we all know that. Could you be a bit more specifics, por favor, such as 1. I’m sick of the “straight” basura and their in-your-face make-out sessions around here and their fleets of baby strollers as they take over The Castro, and/or 2. I’ve had enough of the arrogant techie basura and/or 3. I’ve had enough of the outrageous costs of living here, and so forth. But no one ever says any of that. It’s always just this “Well, you know the City/neighbourhood has changed” as if they go out of their way not to offend the “straight” or techie basura.
I don’t really know why anyone would want to leave San Francisco — even with all the problems The City has today that I’ve written about — and move to the boiling-hot “retirement” sauna desert car-culture called Palm Springs. It looks very suburban down there from what I’ve seen and I’ve read comments from Palm Springs’s locals about it. I’ve read that coming from a major city it can be rather boring there because the pace of life is much slower. You really can’t be outside during the day (only early mornings and late evenings) because of the heat/boiling sun. But they do have a sizeable gay community there although it’s more of an older retirement-aged gay community if I’m not mistaken. They do have many clothing-option/nudity resorts. (The Holy Trinity should stay away from Palm Springs as he would freak out at that!) And the housing prices are cheaper there than they are in developer-greed-based San Francisco. But if one wants “suburban,” wouldn’t it be easier to just move to the Bay Area suburbs? If I were to move anywhere down there, my preference would be West Hollywood (WeHo). I’d prefer the side closest to the Hollywood Hills for bicycle riding. Although I realise what’s going on in San Francisco and The Castro is also taking place in West Hollywood (breeder “straights” moving in and taking over and developer’s/real estate greed with the “Luxury Condo” obsession and outrageous rents). But WeHo might be interesting, if one could afford it. The cost of living would probably be the same as in The Castro. There’s the unfortunate prejudice down there among the gay community against gay guys who live in West Hollywood. I’ve seen gay personal sex ads which specifically said, “No WeHo boyz” which I thought was ugly as if every gay guy in West Hollywood is the same. During the Old City days here in San Francisco, I used to see that same thing up here where some gay guys didn’t want to hook up with any Queers (known as The Castro Clones) who lived in The Castro.
But I was sorry to hear that the gay couple next door is leaving because that means that their house will likely be bought by yet another him-tall/her-short young, white stupid-sound “straight” couple. And if they’re like the others who have moved in here, they come with the very specific agenda of breeding like mosquitoes and squeezing out loud-screaming children to add even more huge condominium-sized baby strollers to the sidewalks. I’ve not heard or read that there are breeding “straight” couples and screaming children in gigantic strollers in Palm Springs. Hmmmmm. No screaming children or in-your-face cheating “straight” couples making out on the sidewalk? Hmmmmm. The more I think about it, Palm Springs is sounding better all the time. Chau.—el barrio rosa