Marketing Pussy to Gay Guys

Seeing a gay guy having sex with a female is some guy’s sexual fetish or kink, and some people are sexually turned on by all kinds of things.

Why are some bi or “straight” guys so desperate for gay guys to “turn bi” or “turn straight” and get into smelly, slimy, rank pussy? Well, as a psychologist friend of mine told me: It often comes from a place of deep-seated homophobia. I agree with that. But in this case, it’s a case of the bi or “straight” guy having his own sexual kink or fetish of seeing a gay guy having sex with a female for the first time or multiple times. It turns him on sexually. Yes, there are some guys like that. They make it sound like gay guys never have sex with females, when in reality, the world is full of closet cases — most gay guys in the world are in the closet — many of whom are living with females and with children, so they have pussy available. One of the guys with this fetish-kink wrote on one of the gay conversion sites (the one that is now dead) that he went onto a well-known sex site and pretended to be a female looking to “introduce” gay guys to pussy. He claimed to have received lots of responses, which he said is proof that “all gay guys are interested into females” which of course is a very ignorant and ludicrous thing to say. Not “all” gay guys are interested into females. I don’t know of any that are. They’re into guys; that’s why they are gay or Queer. Doh. But usually what this guy says is deliberately based in ignorance. He’s ultra-conservative/a tr*mp cultist. Then, another guy with the same fetish cheered him on, as usual. What they both failed to realise is: In reality, what may have happened was that bots responded to his phony ad, or they could have been straight guys who changed their profiles to “gay” temporarily from “straight” to try to hook up with this phony female. Or it was just a lot of fantasy stuff from anyone since one can apparently change the gender of their profile. He said that he apparently makes a nice-looking female. But the hypocrisy here was that the guy who wrote the ad trying to bait gay guys is the same guy who told another commenter awhile back about how much he opposed guys who pretend to be something that they’re not, not being open and honest with people or not being genuine. Yet that’s the same thing he did when pretending to be a female and trying to bait gay guys. His hypocrisy is noted. Of course I didn’t write this in a response to him because I no longer respond to anything he says because he’s a nut and I know the consequences. You don’t say anything in disagreement with him or what he does. He wants an echo-chamber, otherwise one is warned to “tone it down a bit” and banning comes next. So I said nothing in response. Few people are on that site anymore these days anyway and of the few people, no one has said anything as of this writing either. I think most guys know they should remain silent. On the same site, one of the guys who claims to have “turned straight” wrote: “A lot of gay guys are curious about pussy and how sex with a girl feels like. It’s just the same everywhere. A lot of guys also have a ‘if it’s a hole, I fuck’ attitude.” I haven’t found that to be true at all and it’s not true on the site that this guy is on. If I were to respond to him on the site he wrote that comment on (which I know not to do because I’d get banned for not going along with the echo-chamber), I’d say the following: You seem to forget that many (if not most) gay guys started out with pussy while in the closet and having dates on occasion with girls because that’s what friends (peer pressure) and or family expected of them. So they have had pussy and it did nothing for them. Gay friends of mine come to mind. They told me they couldn’t stand the smell of pussy and would say to me, “Does she ever wash the thing out? Smells like fish. I’m not into fish.” So no, lots of gay guys are not curious about pussy. And it’s not true on the site he wrote this on. There are roughly 55 guys registered on that site and the overwhelming majority of those gay guys are never on there. Less than 5-10 are on at any given time and it’s usually the same guys over and over who are into this “gay conversion” stuff. But it’s part of this guy’s fantasy-kink for gay guys to be into or curious about girls. Update:  So on one of the two gay conversion sites — the one that’s pretty much dead — the big-headed owner of the site showed up and thanked everyone (all 7 people) for making his site a drama-free place over the past months.   Translation:  “Drama-free” = say nothing unless you agree with him.  When I read his “drama-free” comment I thought:  But there’s been nobody on here other than about 5-8 guys at one time (out of the registered 54) for months and when they do come on here nobody says anything because they know not to.  He wants an echo-chamber of praise and ass-eating to him and that’s what he gets from a couple of guys.  Either that or nobody says anything.  I know not to say anything on there.  He’s the same guy who said he’s voting for tr*mp even though he thinks he’s bad at running the country but he’s doing so to “show the Democrats.”  Frankly, the Democrats don’t even know this guy exists or care!  His head is so big from people eating his ass over the years because he thinks he’s such an authority on all matters sexual.  In reality, he’s quite deliberately ignorant.  Some guy corrected something he said and then the next time I was on there he was repeating the disinformation/lie once again.  It’s part of his agenda and what he does.  And anyone that doesn’t do the echo-chamber routine and challenges him he asks them to “can you tone it down?; you seem argumentative.”  Argumentative = giving one’s opinion that differs with his.  Well, one guy was on there.  I recognised his name and he gave the guy what he wanted by saying “You’re most welcome and I support all that you do on here.”  I thought:  Can you stick your head any farther up his upper colon?  But the owner of the site does nothing other than to occasionally show up and troll someone with some snarky comment.  Then it’s back to being silent for weeks.  The site is essentially dead and apparently he likes that because it’s “drama-free” meaning an echo-chamber.  End of Update

The two “gay conversion” sites: One site is more like a Tupperware Party. Never seen anything like it when it comes to the topic of “gay conversion.” Damn odd. The other site is hostile and snarky. There are currently two “gay conversion” sites (2020) that a person can only get to by invitation. Despite the number of people (gay guys mostly) registered with them worldwide, ten or less people are on either site at any given time. I don’t like either site.  They are both awful, which might explain why there’s hardly ever anyone on them. Most guys are turned off by them? I can understand why. I’ve stopped going to them. There was (to my knowledge) just one site for some time. The hostile and snarky one. Then, most of that site’s people left out of hate for the moderator/administrator due to his homophobia and transphobia. So the group that left started a new site which is almost identical in appearance to the other site.  They should have named their new site “Syrupy Drippy Pussies.”  That’s how most of them act. They seem afraid of their own shadow. They write shit such as “this is a safe place.”  Aren’t all websites a “safe place?”  No one can physically harm you on a website because it’s online (doh).  And they absolutely do not want anything controversial talked about, especially on the new site.  They want an echo chamber of lockstep agreement and lots of laughter (such as: lol, hee hee, tee-hee, tee-hee). I think the kids at the elementary school down the street from me have more maturity than this crowd on the newer site. Then, the other site (the original site) is similar but that one has a hostile, snarky unwelcoming feel to it, which I noticed immediately. I mean, how could you not? One of the moderators seems to enjoy writing snarky, semi-rude responses to the few guys who do write any comments there.  As I said, I no longer go to either site; I don’t care to be willingly irritated. But when I was on the hostile site one of the last times, one day a guy wrote a rather tame group of comments I thought — I saw nothing wrong with what he said — and he was reprimanded by the snarky “moderator” with this “You seem to be argumentative; can you tone it down just a bit?” I thought: Own any mirrors, Mr Hypocrite Moderator on your power trip? The guy who wrote the comments wasn’t being argumentative. He was merely stating his point of view and pointing out hypocrisies with the moderator’s point of view, which obviously the moderator didn’t want to hear (he wants lockstep. On these two thin-skinned sites, you’re not supposed to disagree with anyone other than in the most timid, mealy-mouthed, bent-over, almost apologetic manner for having a different viewpoint. Thinking about them, both sites have a cult mentality. So that site is another echo chamber. I don’t know what it is about the small “gay conversion” crowd that makes them such wet-doilies, such fragile, delicate, fucked-up people frankly, and ass-eaters of the “moderator.” Also, many of the guys — of the few who are ever on the site — don’t have any social skills.  They can’t talk. These are guys who claim to be “real men” because they claim to have “tried pussy” (or is that all just a fantasy/head-trip for them?) or are wanting to “try pussy” to convert to bi or straight to become a “real man” and “be straight” (implied: normal; heteronormative with deep-seated internalised homophobia). To them, heterosexual sex is superior to “gay sex” otherwise they wouldn’t be trying to “convert.” With the “real men” I know, they don’t act bent-over, delicate and thin-skinned. They don’t act like these guys at all.  I’ve said nothing on either site because I know the consequences: I’d be BANNED.  Although it wouldn’t be any big deal if I were banned from either site, since I can’t stand either one of them. There was a rift the other day between two guys (one of them is on both sites) and the lame, wet-doily female moderator of the new site. Up until now, I’ve never seen any females on any “gay conversion” site. It was all gay guys. And as expected from my experience with females, the females are directly responsible for the syrupy tone of the comments with all this pabulum talk about “love” and “kisses.” Then in the next breath, the bitch will slap you (the guy) upside the face. But love on a “gay conversion” site? WTF? Below is the conversation that took place (screen name are above the person’s comment). The bold section below is where the problem occurred for Ms Drippy Pussy Wet-Doily Moderator (I’d like to tell her to fuck off to tell you the truth; I can’t stand her). So here’s the chat that took place:

KyleDudeYesterday at 1:06 PM
I realize just how early I am in the conversion process XD You guys are so much further ahead than me
Beck290sYesterday at 1:11 PM
But you’re also very young 🙂 You got time!
KyleDudeYesterday at 1:11 PM
I guess that’s true haha
I’m hoping it’ll change sooner than later……….. thomboyYesterday at 1:12 PM
whats holding you back dude?
KyleDudeYesterday at 1:12 PM
Dunno, just the gay part of me I guess. It’s dumb
thomboyYesterday at 1:13 PM
lol its not dumb we all have that part of us; thats how we found this place :joy:
KyleDudeYesterday at 1:13 PM
Haha fair enough XD
WatchingYesterday at 3:02 PM
Been thinking about my pass affairs. I been able to get hard and enjoy the sex even when the guy is absolutely not my type, some I may say quite yike; So it wouldn’t be too different with a girl
Beck290sYesterday at 3:11 PM
That’s a huge step man
WatchingYesterday at 3:12 PM
It is a revelation! Been catfished and disappointed but somehow still get hard, lol
Beck290sYesterday at 3:13 PM
No way. It sucks when that happens
WatchingYesterday at 3:14 PM
Yea, luckily not too often; They just use very deceptive angles and pics from a decade ago. If light off and pussy is really as good as they say, I’m confident I can get aroused easily. Beck290sYesterday at 3:17 PM
Hahaha
[Note: Here’s where the problem occurred for Ms Drippy Pussy Moderator]: luuuuuuu.caaaaYesterday at 3:17 PM
I promise pussy is the best feeling ever; I started fucking them at 19. 4 years later still fuck them on the DL; I always cream them. Now a days I can’t even get hard with men;
amrplist Yesterday at 3:18 PM
Lol uh ok. For more realistic chat; First time with a chick I had a half erection almost the whole time.
luuuuuuu.caaaaYesterday at 3:18 PM
Lol do you think my story is fake?
amrplistYesterday at 3:18 PM
It’s a nerve thing, and it’s fine If it’s that way. Easy when it’s no pressure. No. It’s just not realistic.
luuuuuuu.caaaaYesterday at 3:19 PM
Why’s that?
amrplistYesterday at 3:19 PM
Because no one out here is slaying and creaming pussy every day and lose our erections for men.
luuuuuuu.caaaaYesterday at 3:20 PM
I didn’t say every day I was just stating that when I have sex with women I always cream them. [MY RESPONSE: Are you that stupid to assume a woman is on the pill, assuming you ever get pussy? Or are you merely writing out your fantasies and have never touched a pussy? You don’t know to pull out or to use a condom, bro? Not that pulling out will prevent pregnancy. It only takes one swimmer to get her pregnant. You want to be stuck with a kid you don’t want for 18+ years? She doesn’t have your contact information to trap you as the father? Another stupid-assed Millennial or did you make the whole thing up?] The comments continued:
What would be different then me saying breeding a guy?
amrplistYesterday at 3:20 PM
Yes. Because this chat is primarily gay men, is it not?
luuuuuuu.caaaaYesterday at 3:21 PM
It’s gay men who are into conversion/gays fucking girls/experimenting etc;
So I don’t see your point
amrplistYesterday at 3:22 PM
Yeah. And because we’re gay guys, we’re probably not going to fully lose our erections for men. So. Good for you.
luuuuuuu.caaaaYesterday at 3:23 PM
Are you gonna hook up with that girl again?
Jacknsf Playing FO76Yesterday at 3:23 PM
Dad says everyone calm down or I will turn this server right around and we will go home Jacknsf Playing FO76Yesterday at 3:29 PM
hee hee
Galaxy (満月-みつき)Yesterday at 4:03 PM
lol, hearing the word creaming outside of cooking always makes me laugh
Beck290sToday at 3:40 AM
Boy what I missed!
JinnToday at 3:54 AM To @everyone Calm your tits I dont wanna see growing tension. If somebody wants to create one heavy climate he can take the exit. (I hope that quickly) We are here because all of us have common kinks and things… and also some of us are real friends. I dont wanna see fights about “who have the greatest dick or who is more, ‘straight’, ‘gay’ or ‘REAL’ or ‘fantasy’ ” This server was made for create one nice group for all of us. Meditate about it. [My response: Yes, and let’s all hold hands and sing Kumbaya].
JinnToday at 6:47 AM
It was one text for peace… I didnt shot anyone
nikoishornyToday at 7:32 AM
jeez what did I miss :joy: thank you for that message @Jinn [My response: Yes, let’s eat the ass of Jinn because she’s the Moderator on a power trip.]
JinnToday at 7:33 AM
kisses

End of Chat

(roll eyes). As it turns out, that “Jinn” is a drippy-pussy female who gives massages where she lives in the EU, and like most of the “gay conversion” crowd she talks psycho-babble. There’s no shortage of psycho-babble on these sites with gay guys trying to convince themselves and each other that they are “converting” to bi or straight and how “pussy is amazing.” I have read that countless times from these people. It’s what I refer to as the “Marketing of Pussy” as if it’s some new invention. Considering the number of breeder divorces, apparently the guy/husband doesn’t consider “pussy is amazing” as any reason to stay with her just to get “amazing pussy.” “It’s just another smelly hole that excretes mucous and blood” is how one straight guy described pussy to me. But “pussy is amazing” is the brainwashed, standard script used by the “gay conversion” cult. And again, what a mature conversation with all this “hee, hee” and “lol.” Nothing serious going on in their lives, I guess. I saw nothing wrong with the guy being questioned about his “creaming pussy” comment but Jinn and other thin-skinned people couldn’t hand it. WTF? If I had questioned them about it and their seeming immaturity that I’ve seen from them in other comments, I would have been banned, so I said nothing. Most of the views expressed on the hostile site — including political views — were right-wing. The snarky moderator says he’s voting for the current white house occupant even though the moderator says “he’s not good at running the country” and “I don’t like him, but he’s better than Biden.” Well, they’re both trash in my opinion and as I have said since he took office, I don’t see him going anywhere unless he dies in office, regardless of how people vote. He doesn’t virtually nothing legally and with few, if any, consequences. He’s the Mob Boss and is clearly seen as above the law. The topic of COVID-19 came up on both sites. On the new site, most seemed to take it seriously. Then there was one guy who claimed to have tried to fuck a guy but couldn’t get hard. One guy wrote: You have a 6′ long dick, do you? Meaning how could you fuck a guy if you’re following the shelter-in-place order and 6′ apart from each other, you lying bro? On the hostile site, probably about half were rather far-right in their views. The administrator ranted against “the left” and how they get a “free ride.” The moderator expressed his political ignorance, just as he does with his sexual ignorance. Someone corrected something he said and the next day he repeated the lie (his ignorance) once again, having learned nothing from the day before. On that site about half take COVID-19 seriously. The other consider it pretty much a hoax, as one has come to expect from the far right. The administrator claims to not be a Tr*mp supporter, but he damn well ought to be considering most of his views. The moderator is voting for Tr*mp in November. When I first arrived on the new site and read back in the comments, the new site was started because some, many, most (?) of the people couldn’t stand the two guys that run the old site. They were referred to in the most negative terms and one person hoped that they “imploded” in their own hate. The administrator guy is on both sites. The moderator guy (that the next paragraph is about) registered with the new site but was immediately banned. He said he went there just to tell them that they did a good job of setting up the new site. Yes, I’m sure.

Announcing you’re straight on a gay sex app? Pretty Tacky. So the moderator of the hostile site claims to have met an “amazing girl” online and he wrote that “she checks all the boxes.” (roll eyes) He’s not met her but apparently told her his entire sexual gay history. WTF? Who would care to know that? Personally, I’d wait awhile for that to see that a relationship might develop because you might have a couple or maybe a few in-person dates with her — if you get that far — and then that’s the end of it. So she knows your entire sexual history when she really doesn’t need to know that until later, if ever. It’s such old history. Who gives a fuck? These “hetero” gay guys are so fucked up. Well, someone questioned why he would do that. Two other guys were on at the time and they ate his ass and commended him for being open and honest with her. I’m not suggesting that he not be honest, but rather wait a bit until he knows that he’s having a relationship with her rather than some online fling. So he went on the two gay sex apps he was on and wrote a message in his profile that he’d met an “amazing woman” and is no longer interested in dating guys so please don’t contact him and respect that. Why would someone do that other than to get some homophobic thrill out of it? He didn’t need to say anything in his profile. Should any guy ever contact him, don’t respond. That would have the same effect. The two guys who ate his ass thought that was a good move. Then a third guy wrote that he found out that what the moderator did was what some “straight (gay to str8) guys do on gay sex apps” and he found a meme about it. Yeah, about a year or so ago, I saw the same thing. It’s part of the gay conversion head trip to announce to gay guys on a gay sex app that you’re now straight and with a chick and no longer interested in guys. Pretty damn rude. Then some jerk wrote to eat the moderator’s ass, “I guess it gives closure to gay dating.” The moderator chose to ignore that and that there’s this pattern of “straight” gay guys going on gay apps to brag about meeting “this amazing girl” and no longer being interested in hooking up with a gay guy. The moderator said that what he had done made the woman very happy to see that. She was very happy. So she’s stupid enough to believe that just by doing that that he won’t go back in to his profile and delete that text to seek out future guys? She doesn’t have access to his accounts to know what he’s doing. So she fell for that. I suspect his intent was to make sure she’s as homophobic as he is. Is that one of those “boxes” that “she checked?” He must have spent days online with her talking about how “bad and dirty gay sex” is and that “dick belongs in pussy” and “nature intended for cock to go in pussy” and other gay conversion clichés. Why didn’t he just delete his gay accounts? He didn’t need to say anything. Why did he feel it was necessary to say that stuff on a gay dating site? Part of his gay conversion/homophobic head trip? Why are some gay guys so fucked up? Assuming there is any “amazing woman” to begin with that he’s been talking with online (or did he make the whole thing up?), if it were me, I would have waited to talk about my new relationship with “an amazing woman” with the gay conversion guys after I was months into that relationship and knew that it was worth talking about. I’ve learned from experience to talk about things after they happen rather than before, because often things don’t work out as one hoped, so it’s all premature and wishful-thinking. Then you look like an idiot until you have something in cement to talk about. That was my experience when dating. One guy tried to point this out to these people but he was outright dismissed. They didn’t read what he wrote. They thought he was saying “Don’t be honest with her” which is not at all what he was saying. He said he believed in honesty in a relationship after and when you’re in a relationship. I don’t consider some ongoing online chat with some woman — that you’ve never even met! — “a relationship.” But stupid is in and you can’t fix stupid.

I’d considered deleting this page and replacing it with a brief summary based on my experience and observations, including having been on 3 gay conversion-type sites, mostly as an observer. But since I put the time into writing this page, I’ll leave it and put what I would replace it with here at the top sort of as an update because some guys might be interested in reading all this. A few things: The gay conversion or gay-to-straight crowd comes with homophobia. I guess that’s a given to most people. Most seem to believe that heterosexual sex is better than “gay sex” even though most of the guys on these sites have not tried str8 sex to make that judgment. Of those who have or claim to have had sex with a woman, a small percentage say they need more experience and can’t say whether “pussy is better than ass.” But the majority say the usual script which is “pussy is amazing and awesome….you’ve gotta try it dude.” I asked one guy who claimed to have fucked pussy if his pussy fleshlight was like the real thing. He said, “It’s better than pussy.” Among the same people who claim to have fucked pussy, some will later slip up and say that they “look forward to losing my gold star and fucking my first pussy.” So they don’t keep their lies straight. Then there are the fake-bi guys — that seems to be a standard thing in general for guys who are not bi to call themselves bi — who call themselves bi because they don’t want to be thought of as gay because only “nelly faggots” are gay (they think). Most of the bi guys I’ve talked with have no interest in women when pressed about it. They only want to talk about sex with guys. That was something I found interesting. The one thing that rarely comes up on any gay conversion site is that sex with a woman is nothing like having a relationship with a woman which most of the “gay conversion” crowd never talk about. They only talk about the sex part and “getting pussy.” So, what are they going to do with her the rest of the time? Silence. And even just to get to the sex part with a woman can take weeks if the guy is pretending to be romantically interested in her. “I’m still at the kissing stage” is what I recently heard a supposedly straight guy say to his friend on the street. The other guy said about his chick: “Oh she’s a good fuck but….” Then came what he didn’t like about her outside of that “good fuck.” The term “a real man” is read frequently on gay conversion sites. Supposedly a guy is not a “real man” if he doesn’t fuck pussy. Then I read this the other day, “I tried to fuck a guy and couldn’t even get hard.” One guy responded, “Sounds like you’re converting bro, lol. Take it as a good omen.” That’s the homophobia I was talking about earlier, as if straight (or bi) sex is superior. I read an article where 3 guys were interviewed. They had all fucked pussy and a guy’s ass and were asked to compare. I forget, but I think all three were bisexual guys but I’m not sure. Anyway, all three guys said that a guy’s ass was better than pussy. “Ass is much tighter” they all said. The gay conversion crowd also implies that all gay guys are into fucking ass which is not my experience at all. When I was dating, none of the guys I had casual safer sex with ever brought up fucking. It was as if neither of us were into fucking. As I wrote in another article, I can get off looking at some straight porn and mostly the guy but I have zero interest in a woman’s body, her emotions (emotional wreck most of the time), or the smell coming from pussy or tits. I’m glad porn doesn’t come with SmellVision in Pussy Porn. That right there would likely kill this gay conversion fantasy stuff once guys got a whiff of that pussy, regardless of which pussy it is. I don’t think it matters from testimonials I’ve read online from heterosexual guys who have talked about their experience with pussy. Even though many guys have been brainwashed that they are supposed to like the raunchy smell and “tangy” taste of pussy, including the taste and smell of rotten fish. It’s a macho thing. But personally, I don’t find a woman’s body attractive, and some pussy looks absolutely nasty looking to me with those hanging floppy wrinkled lips and I’m thinking, “How can that guy put his mouth on THAT?” And the “pussy juice” as they call it is really just mucous. Yet most guys are not into “eating mucous” when it comes out of any other orifice. I’ve never heard a guy say: “Oh give me a big huck out of your sinuses….I just love the taste of mucous.” But when it comes to pussy mucous, society has brainwashed guys that they’re supposed to line up for that. And the other “liquid” that comes out of cunt is piss when she squirts. That’s the other “juice.” I’ve seen that. Yeah, anything that comes out of pussy — mucous, piss or blood — is sanitised with “sexy” language. Clear Mucous (like what comes out of one’s sinuses = pussy juice. Or it’s blood because she’s beginning her period and some guys eat that too. If she had a cut on her arm and it was bleeding, would he lick that blood up too? And if he doesn’t know her or know her well, why is he “eating” her blood? STD? That’s about all that comes to mind on this topic at the moment, so that’s my update. It may duplicate some of what I’ve written below. Chau.

Update: Hola chicos/Hello Boys. How is everyone? Hope you’re doing well.  Mi amigo/my friend came to me today (3 April 2020) and told me that there’s a thing happening now called COVID-19 divorces. They are breeder couples (“him and her”) who are stuck at home all day and night together due to “shelter-in-place” orders and they can’t stand each other. How many of these “straight” couples consist of closeted gay guys with females?  For those couples, I have no sympathy for you.  Closeted gay bro:  You fucked up big time when you allowed your bigoted family to run your life — or you decided that your family’s life and their happiness was more important than your life and happiness — and you caved into their breeder mentality. You fucked up as a weak gay guy by not coming out of the closet and being who you really are. In many cases, these fucked up in the head closet cases fucked that hole called pussy — while thinking about fucking a guy? — to prove to your bigoted/anti-gay family and your friends that “I’m a real man.  I’m straight; I fucked that hole called pussy.”  Yeah, like hell you are!  Well if you were a “real man” you would have had the courage to come out of the closet to begin with like a real man rather than being a weakling queer boy and staying in the fucking closet.  To please your anti-gay family?  So you are directly responsible for your own situation and I have no sympathy for you weak closet cases living in breeder relationships.  You chose to do that.  No matter how much you’ve been brainwashed about how “(slimy) pussy is amazing,” I don’t know how any guy could live with a woman.  That would drive me insane. I have enough trouble with women just as friends.  And your wife or girlfriend must be driving some of you insane since I’m hearing more and more about COVID-19 divorces.  And some of the pictures shown of the guys on this particular topic, the guy often looks gay to me and I have extremely reliable gaydar.  Look at this breeder couple here.  I don’t know about him — whether he’s gay or not — because I can’t see enough of him to make that determination.  That’s merely a link to an article about this topic.  And what a drab-looking, depressing place they have. A typical drab Millenneal place: Grey and white. Afraid of colour.

Down the page I mentioned a couple of gay conversion sites. (Related: Gay Conversion Brainwashing). I just wanted to update this page/topic, relaying my own experiences and observations since I wrote this article “Marketing Pussy to Gay Guys” sometime ago: From what I’ve observed, the homophobic campaign to convert gay guys to pussy and to society’s Straight-Breeder AgendaTM died when T*mbler shut down their sex/porn pages. Some of those people moved to Tw*tter but later had their accounts deleted there, and I think the existence of the few remaining “try pussy” sites is pretty much short-term there with their accounts being deleted. A brief aside: Yet Tw*tter will allow the current White House occupant to use and abuse their site daily. That’s because he’s finally made their so-called “platform” relevant. “Platform?” A platform is where you stand to wait for the metro. These big-headed, arrogant, elitist techie trash think that their sites are better than others. The reality is that Tw*tter is just another damn website to add to the already tons of useless text messages that nobody will ever read again that’s already on the cloud. But the current White House occupant has made Tw*tter relevant again and he helps them make money. And because of that, they allow him to say anything outrageous and bullying that he wants, but you or I would be banned and or arrested for doing the same. Fuck Tw*tter, fuck FB and all the rest. According to my reliable gaydar, the CEO of Tw*tter is a closet case with a chick. He claims to have this “on and off girlfriend.” How does she feel about being “on and off?” Is that because she knows he’s gay but in the closet? I’m merely asking. But anyway, there’s been really no where for the tiny gay conversion group to go since the death of T*mbler sex sites, or at least that I know of. From what I’ve seen, the gay conversion crowd is a very, very small minority of people to begin with. Perhaps less than 100-200 people/guys worldwide. None of them appear to be in a relationship with or have had sex with females, although some pretend to have on occasion. Then later they will forget what they previously wrote and will say something which cancels that out. They don’t keep their story straight in other words. I don’t think that the gay guys who are in the closet and living in “straight” relationships with females are the same as the conversion crowd at all, which makes sense if you think about. The closet cases have already experienced the — what’s known as — “Prison of Wife and Child” drudgery of living with an emotional-wreck female and smelly, mucous-y and bleeding pussy so there’s no fantasy there of “converting to straight.” If anything, Mr Closet Case is looking for gay sex on the side when “The Wife” is not around to satisfy his true gay sexual orientation. It’s those who have not experienced that who have the conversion fantasies from what I can tell. It’s really a case of “the grass is greener on the other side.” Some conversion guys refer to allegedly going straight as “joining the home team.” (roll eyes) I can confirm what another guy wrote about these sites. I’ve been on two conversion sites and I think one of them is now gone. But they no longer have anywhere such as T*mbler to promote their site like they did. When I was on (what I’ll call) the first conversion site, they had a little over 100 guys registered on the site, but at any given time there were between 2 and 10 of those guys who were ever on there. The other site I know of is about the same small size but is very dead these days. A total of 3-4 guys post there occasionally, and it’s not “live chat.” It’s just a dead message forum. Unfortunately, the conversion sites — the only one that still exists now to my knowledge — seem to come with the resident troll who challenges other guy’s homophobic fantasies connected with converting to straight. But the troll has similar/the same fantasies and is also homophobic in fantasy just like the other guys. It’s a case of “it’s alright when I do it, but not when other guy’s talk about it in the way that they do.” And the troll claims to know all about someone’s personal background and childhood when the other 2-3 guys have said nothing about that. It’s your typical troll behaviour. You can’t even escape trolls on a gay conversion site. Although in another sense, that’s where one should expect trolling to be the worst. So the troll is very divisive and disruptive and it turns people off so they leave or stop commenting altogether. The thing is: Guys — people in general — have all kinds of sexual fantasies — some which many if not most people would not ever want to talk about with anyone because their fantasies are too embarrassing for them — which does not mean that that’s who they are in real life. Some people have difficulty understanding that distinction. A (gay) guy can have homophobic sexual fantasies and oppose homophobia in his daily life. That appears to be a contradiction, but that’s the way fantasies can work. And some guys/people need extreme fantasies to get them off at all. Other times, “vanilla” fantasies are what they’re more in the mood for. It also can depend upon the day and how horny the guy is. Also, some guys go on to a conversion site and write what they think they are expected to write on such a site. They become that person. So they choose a screen name that matches the theme of the site (such as “fags love girls” or something) and they will write anti-gay and “going straight” homophobic comments because that’s what one can expect to read on such a site. It doesn’t at all mean that’s who the guy is in real life. But some guys will do that. That’s just part of his sexual life/fantasies. And I think that’s really what a conversion site is for: fantasies. Although some guys present their fantasies as what they do or have done in real life, but I think they’re often lying. That’s also part of their fantasy. The resident trolls don’t seem to understand that, and some of the trolls who are homophobic themselves will troll someone’s brand of homophobia. And in porn videos, such as the HGF series — which is straight or bi sex with guys who claim to be straight — although some of the guys look gay to me according to my reliable gaydar, so presumably they’re doing it for the money because their professional studio is paying them. That’s called “straight-for-pay.” Or perhaps they’re bi or “trying to turn bi” (in a conversion sense; one of their fantasies?). Or maybe they’re bi-curious. I’ve not known anyone who has “converted to straight” so I think it’s all just a fantasy. Mi amigo and I have seen some jock guys in San Francisco go back in the closet, marry a female to pretend to be straight and go through the motions of the Straight-Breeder Agenda. On the second conversion site I’ve been on, fortunately no one ever rushes on there to brag about, “I just fucked my first girl and pussy is amazing.” (“Pussy is amazing” is part of the conversion script.) Some guys did do that on the first conversion site I used to be on. On the second site, it’s about what they’re fantasising about doing. It’s more about (as one guy wrote), “I look forward to waking up next to a beautiful woman and eating pussy.” It has to be a beautiful woman? Good luck finding her! Not an average or even ugly woman? And you expect her to stay a “beautiful woman” and not blimp out and become obese after she gets comfortable with you and wants you for your money to buy her this and that? You want smelly pussy first thing in the morning considering she hasn’t washed the thing since yesterday, if then? I’ll say this: Some pussy is sexually attractive. Others look downright nasty. But I think if we had SmellVision on our PCs, laptops and phones, that would quickly put an end to this fascination for pussy from the small number of gay guys who have never had pussy and have been talked into thinking that’s what they must have as part of society’s Straight-Breeder Agenda. Even some straight guys I’ve talked with will not go down on a female. They can’t stand the smell of pussy and every pussy has some smell to it. I’m not exaggerating when I say this: Nearly every straight couple we (mi amigo/my friend and I) see in San Francisco looks absolutely miserable together. They have the nastiest, unhappy looks on their faces and they’re often having a loud disagreement or fight about something he didn’t do for Ms Needy, such as “You forgot to charge my phone.” I would tell her: Charge your own damn phone, bitch! Do I look like your slave? Don’t be so fucking helpless! The only straight couples we see who have smiles on their faces are the few we see who look like they’ve just met for sex as if they’re cheating on someone. As for the porn guys I mentioned earlier who look gay to me but who are fucking and eating pussy, some of these guys could be bi, but “he has the gayest face in the industry” is how some commenters write about them. Hope this helps. End of Update. Chau.—el barrio rosa

With pussy, it feels like you’re fucking a bag. That’s why it takes guys forever to cum. But you’re not supposed to talk about this because this is not the politically-correct narrative. And (I’d say) most of the gay guys I’ve known over the years told me that before they came out of the closet they started out with pussy because they felt required to because of peer pressure, family pressure and heteronormative societal brainwashing and they were turned off by pussy, especially the smell. “I’m not into fish. Does she ever wash that thing out?” is something I kept hearing. So it’s not as if many or most gay guys have not had pussy. They have and didn’t like it, in part, because they’re gay.

Hola. “Pussy is the gay cure.” That’s what the anti-gay bigots are pushing. Why is so important to them that everyone have their sexual interests? Well, this is really about a very specific anti-gay agenda.

Pussy must not be all that hot. And as of 2017, 1 out of 4 breeder marriages in the non-United States end in divorce, meaning he will not be getting pussy on a regular basis from her, if that was at all important to him when they were married. In straight sex videos that I and the people I’ve talked with have watched — whether it be home videos or professionally produced ones, the home videos are better (more real) but in all but one video that I’ve seen it took the guy forever and a day to cum. Anyone else ever noticed that? His dick must be completely raw before he cums. It took him up to the entire length of the video which was over 45 minutes. At the end, after he pulled out and started jacking off so he wouldn’t supposedly get her pregnant — even though there’s a chance she could get pregnant from his pre-cum — it still took him up to a couple of minutes to cum. Which begs the question: Is vagina really all that hot? If it were, guys would be cumming within a very short time. It wouldn’t take them up to nearly an hour, just as it doesn’t take a guy up to an hour to cum when he jacks off. When I talked with mi amigo/my friend about this (and he had sex with females before he came out of the closet) the first thing he said was, “She must have been very loose from being over-fucked. I’ve never had a tight pussy myself even, though I only had 2-3.” He continued, “As you know, pussy is over-marketed as part of society’s heteronormative Breeder/Straight Agenda, and most of it is lies. You could call it “The Lies about Pussy.”

From my research, professional porn studios and their actors use techniques to keep the guy from cumming too soon because, well, they need a lengthy video and not some 5-10 minute job, if a guy can cum that soon fucking pussy. The thing is, as I said I’ve seen the same thing — where it takes the guy forever to cum — in home-made sex videos and I doubt that all of those guys are using studio techniques, if they even know about them. Maybe a few are, but my guess is that most aren’t. Yesterday I watched this straight porn video and sort of felt sorry for the guy. He started out with this big hard on from her sucking him a bit. Her pussy was tight to get into and he started losing his hard-on as he slowly got his dick in her pussy and started fucking her. I noticed that his dick went from about 7-8″ to about 4″ as soon as he started fucking her. I thought: Are the cameras distracting him and causing him to lose his hard-on? Well, he’s an experienced porn actor so he should be used to the cameras by now. He gave the impression he wasn’t really into her. He ate her out for about a minute and only a minute before he started fucking her. Was it because he couldn’t stand the smell of her pussy?

And I would add that clearly the female anatomy was poorly designed by that Christian god fellow.

Part of our heteronormative society’s Breeder Brainwashing is to talk or rather brainwash guys into vagina, or to talk themselves into liking vagina, one guy encouraging another “You’ve got to try pussy bro, it’s totally awesome. It’s paradise.” This is so that they won’t think about or fathom any gay thoughts. This is still going on in 2019 and will be forever more, Amen.

Despite how breeder sex is extremely over-exaggerated and over-hyped with words such as “Pussy is amazing, awesome and paradise,” when you think about it, the opening to the vagina is completely in the wrong place. First, it’s too close to her smelly asshole. For breeder sex, the clitoris should be at a place where a guy’s dick automatically stimulates the clitoris when he’s inside the vagina. But that’s not the case at all. It’s as if females are built wrong. I suppose most people have never thought about that. That Christian god fellow whom we are told made peoplekind didn’t seem to think that through very well. “He” didn’t put the opening of the vagina directly at the clitoris so that the clit would automatically be stimulated when he’s fucking her. Instead, for some damn odd reason, that god fellow put the vagina way down at the bottom (why there?), an inch or less (depending upon the female) from her anus, which, again, is not near her clitoris. So consequently, with the female anatomy, the clit with some supposedly 8,000 nerve endings being the pleasure center of the vulva does not get stimulated at all when a guy is fucking her. Also, there are very few nerve endings inside the vagina. Therefore, despite any acting of erotic ecstasy on her part with the signature ubiquitous and perfunctory high-pitch annoying squeals that females are known to make when getting fucked, the woman is really left sexually unsatisfied while the guy is fucking her, if he or she is not masturbating her clit independently, and depending upon how accessible her clit is to begin with. Some guys never find it because it can be so hidden with the hood, so they just finger the hood. Related: No pleasure during female sex.

On another topic, I read a comment online from a guy. He wrote: My girlfriend, whom I love dearly, works at home and doesn’t take a shower every day. Previously, I enjoyed eating her pussy, but because of her lack of hygiene I really have to do some sniffing around without her knowing it because I’m very turned off by the smells around her vagina. It’s a mixture of vagina and anal smells. Not sure what to do about this, if anything, because I’m sure it would upset her if she were to read this. It’s just that I’m very hygienic, but she is not and it’s become a problem.

Vagina must not be all that hot

A personal observation: I’ve watched some straight sex videos produced in Russia. They were more of the homemade type. One thing I particularly noticed is that none of the guys ate pussy. Not a one. The girl sucked the guy’s dick and he played with her tits a little bit but most of the time was spent with the guy fucking her, and the guy always pull out when he cums. The females in the videos seemed to have very loose pussies because it took the guys forever to cum no matter how fast and furiously he fucked her. Then I found this online about guys in Russia: “Eating pussy is considered effeminate and sometimes gay in Russia.” Ah hah. After giving that some thought I think that’s because the guy is considered to be subservient to the girl when eating her pussy and he’s also ingesting the female hormone estrogen. And that’s considered “gay” because he should be ingesting testosterone to make him more “macho and manly” and not estrogen, making him more “feminine.” So, perhaps that’s why these guys in the sex videos from Russia that I’ve seen didn’t eat pussy. But I specifically noticed that and wondered about it. If I find a Russian sex video where the guy does eat pussy, I’ll update this. Then I watched another video, not from Russia to my knowledge, and it was all about eating and fingering pussy. The thing I noticed about the guy eating her pussy (I think she was his wife) is that after finger fucking her pussy for quite a awhile, when he pulled his 3 fingers out of her pussy they were slick and covered with clear mucous covering his fingers. You would have thought he would have licked them and told the camera how tasty they were to show he was a “real man.” Instead, he held his fingers in a curved position as if they had shit on them and he didn’t want to touch himself, touch the bed or anything with them. As if his fingers were disgusting to him considering the sales pitches and hype that we’ve heard in recent years about how “sweet and tasty” and “amazing, awesome and paradise” pussy is. This guy didn’t act like he agreed with that. Interesting.

Stinky Pussy

And part of Breeder Brainwashing is that a guy is supposed to love the smell of pussy because that makes him a “real man.” Also, per Breeder Brainwashing a “real man” is also supposed to be into any and all discharges from pussy, including menstrual period discharges. Mi amigo just said as I was reading this to him: “Now, we’re getting into the ultra gross.” But I’m not making this up. That’s what I’ve read from guys claiming that that’s what “real men” like. Here’s The Ultimate Color Guide to Vaginal Discharge if you’d like to read up on that. But, per Breeder Brainwashing, a “real man” does not want to try to get rid of any rank musky odors from pussy because of course that contradicts the concept of being a “real man.” But I’ll provide the link anyway to be as thorough as possible: 7 Tips for Getting Rid of Vaginal Odor. Related: Men Explain, in Great Detail, Why They Don’t Eat Pussy.

Mi amigo/My friend who started out with pussy before he came out of the closet, completely disagrees with today’s brainwashing hype about how wonderful pussy is. He says pussy was no big deal, a turn-off in fact, and he couldn’t stand the smell no matter how much she washed it. A smell of some rankness is always there. Also, he said: “She just lays there and does nothing usually except an occasional squeal.” He’s told me of how he and his guy friends when they were in their 20s and 30s were floating down a river on Inner Tubes. They made sure the females were in front of them (or down-wind) so that their menstrual blood would flow down-river and not into the guy’s Inner Tube. By the second day, he said the guys would have to stay up-wind from the females because it was a hot Summer week and the females were just wearing bathing suits. He also says that when he was in the US Army that the guys would use cans of whipped cream (the aerosol type), applying it in and on her pussy to tone-down the smell, if they had to eat pussy. At that time, he says that Black guys didn’t eat pussy. It was just the young white guys that did that. He also said that in those days that there was no him-tall-dominant/her-short-submissive with breeder couples. That they were pretty much the same height as most gay couples are today and always have been. He said that from his experience, because of a female’s emotional instability and where she acts like an emotional train wreck too much of the time, he found a female to be the worst travel companion one could have.

One might think that through evolution that the female sexual plumbing might have been “corrected” or redesigned? Although I don’t know how that might happen, but clearly it’s designed incorrectly despite all the drama and hype about how pussy is the best thing since the Earth was created, or at least that’s the impression one gets.

Here’s more information about stinky pussy or “vaginal odor” as the article refers to it.

Also, there are some guys who claim to like to eat pussy when she’s having her period, so they’re into blood. Here are images of that.

Those of the gay conversion crowd who claim “I really have no problem with gays” but who write very anti-gay stuff state that one of the many problems with “gay sex” is that he could never eat out a guy’s ass because “that is where he poops.” As if all gay guys are into eating ass, which of course they’re not. This begs the question whether he’s really ever been with a woman as he claims when often the girl’s asshole is right at the pussy (there’s an image of that at that link) and some guys eat pussy in one stroke upward of the tongue starting where? At her asshole. Straight and bi guys are into eating a woman’s asshole, so eating asshole is not just “gay sex.” Then back to her period, there are guys who brag about how they like to fuck their girl during her period. Here’s an image of that.

My straight neighbour alerted me to something else. He said that guys in their comments under pussy-eating videos like to talk about “that sweet cream” coming out of her pussy when the guy eats it. My neighbour said, “it ain’t always ‘sweet cream.’ What the guy is really eating is a yeast infection and the guy can’t tell the difference. Yuck. Here’s an image of that. Here are other random images of yeast infections. I asked him: Do you call that substance/mucous “sweet cream.” He said: As you would say, it’s marketing language. There’s nothing sweet about the taste of mucous. It often tastes tangy, salty or fishy or has some other flavour. But “sweet cream” is not one of them! I think that pretty much covers it.

Mi amigo says: Maybe the pussy needs to be made even more stinky — although he says he doesn’t know how it could be any stinkier — to keep guys away considering we really don’t need any more babies to be pumped out since the world is already overpopulated. Very true.

The meme that “sexuality is fluid” is heavily promoted by the gay conversion brainwashing sites to market pussy to gay guys. Most unfortunately, this relatively new meme known as “sexuality is fluid” is also being promoted by at least one Queer site that I know of, as well as by some conformist, mainstream sheeple Queers who mindlessly regurgitate stupid clichés they’ve heard or read, such as the meme “sexuality is fluid.” Of the gay conversion brainwashing sites, the term “The Gay Agenda” is used pejoratively by at least one of these sites that I’m aware of. In reality, there is no “gay agenda” and there never was. But there most assuredly is a Breeder Agenda. And that’s the agenda of all of these sites trying to market pussy to gay guys, and the Breeder Agenda is the agenda of our heteronormative society.

Even in places where gay marriage is legal, images of “him and her” continue to be shoved in our faces 24-hours a day as if Queer couples don’t exist and neither does gay marriage. That’s also part of The Breeder Brainwashing Agenda promoting a heteronormative/breeder/straight society.

The meme “sexuality is fluid” means that a person can change his/her sexuality, or that a person’s sexuality changes without the person having any control over it. As I said, gay conversion sites say that “sexuality is fluid” in order to promote their anti-gay agenda of encouraging gay guys to “turn bi” or preferably “turn straight.” The “Sexuality is Fluid” Card is nearly always used in a straight-superiority, anti-gay context to promote breeder sex including pregnancies without the responsibilities that come with pregnancy ever mentioned.

I recently asked everyone I could think of if their sexuality had changed over the years. Each person I asked looked at me as if I had shit in my hair, and as if they thought I were crazy. They shook their head and said, “No, why?” I explained to them that some people with an anti-gay agenda are using the innocent-sounding cliché “sexuality is fluid” to encourage gay guys to “turn bi” or “turn straight.” According to the gay conversion brainwashing sites, because “sexuality is fluid,” all a gay guy has to do is to start watching only “straight porn” and then “find the right girl” to fuck pussy for the first time. Then, after “getting pussy,” he will realise what he’s been missing all of his life (you think?), he will have experienced the “ultimate satisfaction of pussy” (roll eyes) and he will become a “pussy hound” and “give up his gay life and put that Rainbow Flag away.” Sigh. Breeder brainwashing. Of course the gay conversion brainwashing sites which purposely play on people’s sexual ignorance and deliberately put out lies and disinformation never mention that many, if not most, gay guys started out by fucking pussy in high school — due to peer pressure — when they were still in the closet so it’s not like they’ve never done it before. After which, they quickly ran to dick because they knew they were into guys.

I ran this “sexuality is fluid” bull shit by my straight neighbour. His reaction was a combination of rolled eyes followed by “oh, good gawd! Are you serious?” He’s told me many times how he wish he were gay because of his many problems with women especially in their emotional department which is something that these gay conversion sites rarely-to-never talk about. To them, it’s all about “getting pussy.” Very shallow. And if one is part of the “Gay Conversion Cult” the script one is supposed to relentlessly repeat to the other Gay Conversion Cult bros is “Pussy is paradise, pussy is awesome. I’m hooked on pussy.” More brainwashing, as if they’re trying to talk themselves into liking or loving pussy and women. There are many other things in a “relationship” with a female than just her pussy. My straight neighbour told me, “Pussy is not all that it’s marketed to be. It’s really over-hyped by our society; it can be satisfying but so is jacking off, and each woman is built differently so fucking pussy does not always feel the same. If the couple is fucking in the missionary position, it can be exhausting for the guy having to hold himself up by his arms. All she does is lie there. I know from experience.”

My straight neighbour also informed me more about the smell of pussy, which he admits to being very familiar with in its various varieties or what he prefers to call “stenches,” he says. The stench of pussy — which he says stays on your dick even after you wash it — is part of the reason he says he wishes he were gay: What does pussy smell like? Do all vaginas smell the same? Dr. Kate, a gynecologist, answers: “No, all vaginas don’t smell, or taste, the same…but they do all smell. Every woman has a different musky scent, and we tend to be very attuned to our own smell, even when no one else is aware of it. … Your vagina should smell like…a vagina.” Another reason my straight neighbour wishes he were gay is because of a female’s drastic mood swings making her usually “an unpredictable mess.”

I was on a bisexual guy’s blog recently. He’s a genuine bi guy — and not one of the thousands of heteronormative gay guys lying about their sexuality and calling themselves “bi” instead of gay — when they have zero interest in females — to try to sound more straight. I’m specifically talking about the overwhelming majority of gay guys with gay shame on CL (ClosetList) in men-for-men sex ads regardless of which city it is, from San Francisco to Manhattan/NYC. The bisexual blogger wrote: “It seems there’s no shortage of gay guys who fantasize about not being into men anymore. If you’re looking for that trip, look elsewhere.” Sad. I was pleased to see he’s not part of the agenda of converting gay guys to being bi or straight. He used the word “trip” as in head trip or fantasy. That’s a good description. Now in fantasy, people’s fantasies can be literally anything since people have all kinds of fantasies — including fantasies about changing one’s sexuality, I suspect — but that doesn’t at all mean that someone wants to act out their fantasies and try to change their sexuality in their real life. I’ve heard some gay guys say on occasion that they had the most bazaar fantasy to the point where they were critical of themselves for having it, and after they came they asked themselves “WTF was I thinking about?” As if it were so twisted and unacceptable to them in real life. Personally, I think fantasies are usually best left as fantasies because rarely does a fantasy play out in real life exactly as the fantasy plays out in a person’s main sex organ: one’s brain. Trying to play out a fantasy in real life can most often turn out to be a disappointment. I sometimes think that most ClosetList ads are purely fantasy and for pic collecting (to jack off to) with most people having no intention whatsoever of hooking up. Because “send pics, or expect no reply” is one of the most common requests in sex ads.

The main reason I’m writing about this is because unfortunately some Queers/GTQBLs have already adopted this “sexuality is fluid” rubbish, and I’ve not seen it mentioned or used solely in any fantasy context. Yes, some Queers are already mindlessly falling for it without thinking it through and the consequences. For example:

I read a comment — supposedly a true story — on a message forum from a lesbian who got drunk one night and she came onto and had sex with her best friend (a straight guy) but did not understand why she did that. He didn’t understand why she came onto him either and he asked her “Are you sure you want to do this?” After the fact, she seemed to be asking for advice on the message forum she posted on. The comments to her from other conformist/mainstream Queers were: “Relax, just remember that sexuality is fluid.” Ugh. Sigh. Not one person said anything about the drug alcohol and the drastic effects it can have on people’s behaviour. To my fellow Queers: Why don’t you think before you speak and show your stupidity and/or ignorance? It was the drug alcohol that caused her to be a different person, not her sexuality, you idiots. The next day when she was sober, she was at a loss why she had sex with her best friend. She’s that dense too? Obviously it had nothing to do with “sexuality is fluid.” El mundo/The world is going insane in case one hasn’t noticed. Has she never heard what can happen to people under the influence of the drug alcohol? She’s never heard that people can become completely different people under the influence of alcohol? Sigh. Well, stupid is in. On the gay conversion sites with their “anonymous” testimonials gushingly thanking the blogger (“can’t thank you enough for your blog”) for their site, the drug alcohol is frequently mentioned in the scenarios or made up stories involving some gay guy supposedly being hit on by a girl at a party or in a bar and then intoxicated him having sex with her and miraculously “turning bi or straight” overnight. It should be pointed out that many, if not most, guys who are drunk can’t even get a hard-on.

If the Queer/GTQBL community falls for this “sexuality is fluid” bull shit as a unified group and promotes the idea that one can change one’s sexuality or one’s sexuality changes on its own, then we can kiss our Queer rights — the ones we still have left — goodbye. Fin. The End. Period. And that’s likely the intent here. The anti-gay closet cases of the far-right and these gay conversion brainwashing sites with their anti-gay agenda will say, “There’s no need for Queer rights because Queers can turn straight. They even admit it!!!!!”

And with that my fellow Queers, we’ll be right back where we started from Day One decades ago at the very start of the original Gay and Lesbian Rights Movement with the sheeple thinking that, “Gay people choose to be gay,” as the ultra-conservative/far-right proudly-ignorant trash have claimed for decades. They will smugly say, “Well even gays themselves after all these decades have finally admitted that they can change; they call it ‘sexuality is fluid.’ So, since that’s a fact (they will say) why don’t they just ‘turn straight?’ Problem solved. The gays will have any and all rights they want with straight privilege.”

Any thinking person should be able to see where this is going.

For the closeted gay guys who fell for the marketing of pussy, in recent years in San Francisco the one thing some of us have noticed are the gay closet cases who are married to females who have moved to San Francisco. (I think they are the techie dooshes, but I’m not positive). They keep breeding, such as the very fem closeted gay guy on my street and his wife and screaming children. My straight neighbour talked with the guy briefly and told me it was obvious to him that the guy is a closeted gay guy with a wife and children. Yes of course, following The Family Breeder ScriptTM per our heteronormative society’s dictates. But there are multiple children living/screaming over there for all the neighbourhood to hear. It’s most curious that these breeders moved to San Francisco’s Castro-Upper Market area, the former Gay Mecca. Did they move to this particular area of The City so he could more easily cheat on her and “get some dick” on the side as “Mr Totally-Closeted, Discreet and Down Low?” Presumably they keep breeding so that the closeted gay guy in this breeder couple can prove his masculinity and to show just how “straight” he is to his jock bro buds. The thinking being: “The more babies you pump out means the more straight you are.” And lately we’ve been seeing so many pregnant breeders, and she’s showing this huge beach ball-sized stomach completely uncovered. Don’t the prudes in The Castro who can’t stand to see any “skin” have a problem with that? Doesn’t that somehow violate the city-wide nudity ban where everything has to be all covered up? If it were a (gay) guy with his shirt off, some busy-body would likely call the cops. And most of the time, these breeder females are pushing a Millennial black baby stroller. They just can’t get enough of being pregnant (they love the attention), squeezing out babies and over-populating our planet to the number of: 7 billion, 5 hundred million PLUS as of this writing. Our planet can only handle a little over 1 billion people in a rationale and sane world. But people don’t talk about that much. Chau.—el barrio rosa

UPDATE (enero/January 2018):

How is that “gay assimilation” shit and that gay conversion shit working out about now? Mi amigo/My friend found this article (link below) and as soon as he brought it up I said: Oh that idiot. I remember him and that pathetic story. I guess his “gay conversion to being straight” didn’t work (imagine that!) since he’s getting a divorce from his esposa/wife and has finally come out of the closet. I guess pussy didn’t “cure” him the way the anti-gay asshole gay conversion sites like to lie and claim it does:”

This Gay Mormon Man Who Got Famous For Marrying A Straight Woman Is Getting Divorced
“The couple is now apologizing to the GLBTQ community for how the “publicity of our supposedly successful marriage” has been “used to bully others.”
Josh Weed, who made headlines in 2012 for coming out as a gay Mormon man in a straight marriage, announced Thursday that he and his wife, Lolly, are getting divorced.”

This divorce comes after pumping out 4 children — was he trying to prove how supposedly straight he was ?? — with one child still in a stroller. If he had come out to begin with as a Queer boy that he is and stopped lying to himself he wouldn’t be in this mess to begin with, with upcoming child support payments, the possible emotional consequences on and damage to his children, etc. Is he still in that Latter Day Saints church? Get out of it! They are one of the worst Christian denominations around. A bunch of fucking mostly white bigots. Most religions — especially fundamentalists — can really fuck up people’s lives.

Update: After I wrote this article as well as the very lengthy “gay conversion” article, I ran into a friend who is gay and I knew, but had forgotten, that he had had sex with women before he came out of the closet, so I asked him about that experience. He said, “Pussy is just another hole. That’s all it is. I didn’t find it to be any big deal. It’s very mucous-y, it doesn’t smell good, it bleeds once a month and unless you’re into blood and eating blood — which contains old parts of uterine tissue and cells from the mucus lining and bacteria, it’s a turnoff — you can’t eat pussy when she’s having her period unless you’re into gross stuff like that. You have to be very careful that she doesn’t get pregnant because some women do secretly want to get pregnant and they won’t be honest with their guy. Getting pregnant seems to be a major driving force of “being a woman” for many women. I was super careful so I didn’t have that problem. Also, her pussy is right next to her asshole — that’s true; sometimes there’s only about 1/4″ between the two — so if she hasn’t washed well down there it all stinks! I’ve read anti-gay shit online about how disgusting it is for a gay guy to eat out another guy’s ass because “that’s where he poops.” I’ve never had any problems with gay guys and hygiene. But the exact same thing can be said about women, “that’s where she poops,” and in the case of women you have her stinky pussy added to the mix. I’ve seen many straight porn videos where a guy eats out a woman’s asshole (“that’s where she poops”) right after he eats her pussy and he goes back and forth between the two. It seems that pussy is being romanticised these days by a very conservative, far-right group of people with an anti-gay agenda.” That’s true. That group also includes gun-toting rednecks and nazis/”alt-right” as they call themselves, and most of them are rabid supporters of the orange despot. End of Update. Chau.—el barrio rosa

Related:

Well, pussy must not be all that hot considering all the emotional baggage and financial demands that come with it. Here’s something they don’t talk about at these gay conversion sites:

Cost-benefit analysis: girlfriend vs. fleshlight

What if you get the wrong pussy?

Pussy Stinks?

The Ultimate Color Guide to Vaginal Discharge

7 Tips for Getting Rid of Vaginal Odor

Prominent US ‘gay conversion therapist’ David Matheson divorces wife and comes out as gay

6 comments on “Marketing Pussy to Gay Guys

  1. FedUp!

    Where are all of your regular commenters? I’ve noticed that they usually disappear when you write sex-related articles like this one. Wonder why? Is it that they don’t want their names associated with an article with the word pussy in the title? Are they really prudes and don’t like the explicit language you use? Awhile back you wrote you wanted no sanitizing language from anyone in the comments, so write the fuck without asterisks in it. We’re all adults here. Right-on! I fully support that. I’m all for very explicit language which is sadly not allowed on the majority of sites. Fucking prudes….part of going backwards into the dark ages.

    Thanks or rather gracias for the article. Very enlightening. I didn’t know about some of this stuff going on.

    1. E in Sunnyvale

      Can only speak for myself of course, but in this particular case, I’m only silent because I don’t feel I have anything to contribute to the discussion. I just tend to throw my $0.02 in when it’s something that’s especially near and dear to my heart. I still pop in and read the comments though. Not much else to do since I feel like a prisoner in my home with all this smoke in the air (my lungs and sinuses don’t like this much at all!)

    2. Queer boi

      I’m here now and no I have no problem with any of the language pb uses. I use it all the time myself. This is one place where I know that the writer will tell it like it is. I pay some attention to what the Queer community is doing, but I think pb has a more refined radar about it. pb is very observant, does the research and I value what I read here because I read things here that I’ve not been awrare of…..don’t know if pb likes compliments or not but thank you. I’ve started reading your gay conversion article and man that’s intense. Like I say, I had no idea that was going on. Some sick ass fucks there.

  2. D8

    Interesting. I have to hand it to you, you pay a lot closer attention to what the Queer Community is doing these days than I suspect most people do including many gay activists. Most of the community is now on the phone and who knows what’s going on. My guess is if you ran this article by our local “celebrity” gay activists in SF, they wouldn’t know that any of this is happening because they’re so often a 1-issue topic person. They’re the “LGBT” conform crowd, minus the Q at the end.

  3. castro local

    you’re right about the closeted gay guys married with females in this town. i’m a pretty average looking guy (no model type) and it’s fairly common for me to be *discreetly* cruised near my friend’s apartment in upper market by guys walking hand in hand with a girl. sometimes the guy makes it more obvious to the clear displeasure of his female (wife, gf?) he’s with. that’s when she slams her elbow into his ribs as to say “stop it, stop looking at guys.” listen homophobic bitch, you can’t control your guy’s sexuality. he’s gay or maybe bi. face facts. i no longer ask the question “why are ‘straight’ guys with families moving into our gay area?” i now know and it’s because they’re not straight. they’re closeted gay guys just like you described and they chose this area for a reason. it’s where our shrinking gay community still lives.

Fin. The End.